I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
how do i get over someone who i never dated
my mom accidentally left her keys in the car, so i went back outside to get them. when I picked them up, they were freezing cold.
I guess you could call them
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test